Update: I’m doing another 3 day starting 6/26. I’m actually very excited about it. Since this cleanse I’ve gotten very into juices, and I’ve found that I missed them! I even ended up purchasing several in between. 🙂 So we’ll see how round 2 goes!

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A few weeks ago I got a wild hair to try another juice cleanse. (In fact, I thought it might be a good idea to do a little mini-cleanse at the start of each month.) I played around on JuiceLand’s web site and decided to go hard core, for the “Purify” package. Here’s what happened on Day 1.

Because I was teaching Sunday morning it was best to pick up my juice Saturday night. That was totally convenient; I was excited, until I got home and realized how many of my juices were green. This turned out to be the correct instinct: I HATE celery. I don’t tend to eat celery, and I should have known because I can always overtaste it in veggie stock. Of course celery was in EVERY green juice, as well as the one other juice that wasn’t green (that was better). I was totally relieved it wasn’t in my Green Hemp Milk, which I added on for more calories.

The other thing I learned is that I need variety. Having 2 of the same juices (2 Cold Pressed Green) two times (also 2 Cocolillys) just wasn’t working for me. Fortunately, I sent email to every address they had for cleanses, and they agreed that they’d allow me to customize my order for an extra $8 (worth it!) and leave the celery out of the next day’s batch. When I got to the store however, there was a mix up with the customization, and so we ended up taking some bottles out of the cooler to get the order right. (Apparently the cleanse juices aren’t made at that particular site.) Whew!

I had a pounding headache pretty much all day long, but I hadn’t slept well the prior two nights due to nightmares and general restlessness, so I attributed it to that. When I still had the headache after a nap though, I started wondering whether it was that + my love of coffee. (I had been better though–only drinking it before noon!)

I did cheat a little bit: I felt nauseous after drinking yet.another.green…I noticed this when flipping over onto my belly outside by the pool. I came inside and had a few pieces of crystallized ginger and a handful of pistachios because I was feeling desperate.

Another thing that I’m re-learning: I like to chew my food! It’s just not as satisfying to me to be drinking everything. It must be that cephalic phase digestive response, and I’m wondering whether not deriving as much pleasure from my food offsets any nutrient absorption I’m getting from the fact that it’s somewhat pre-digested for me. I ended up skimming through the online screening of “Super Juice Me“(it seemed relevant), and all I could think was “BUT I LIKE BROCCOLI!!!” (the narrator mentions that juicing has been beneficial for him because he hates vegetables like broccoli). I enjoy eating healthy fruits and vegetables–I could do it all day long!

I also found myself pretty hungry later in the evening, and wishing I hadn’t used up my last lemon in my water, because I WANTED to make a Master Cleanse lemonade drink. (I had tried this cleanse–for experimental purposes of course–back in May, and lasted 8 out of the 10 days with little hunger.) I’m not sure why I could drink the same thing all day long, and not feel hungry, while on the Master Cleanse yet not feel this way drinking different flavors of vegetable and fruit juice. Hmmm….

And one really rare occurrence, before I pack this up for Day 2: I ended up sleeping through my 5am alarm this morning. I have a Zen alarm clock, one that chimes more frequently and intensely the longer you ignore it. It took me a LONG WHILE to figure out it was going off. I decided not to go to Barre class this morning, and to sleep in until 7:30. So yay, I slept well! On to Day 2.

JuiceLand Juice Cleanse: The Celery Madness of Day 1
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